Sunday, September 15, 2013
Stop comparing yourself to others. It’s silly. When you open up a box of pizza, it doesn’t matter which slice has more or less toppings, or which is bigger than the other, it’s pizza. Pizza is pizza. Pizza is delicious. You’re delicious.
This is the most uplifting thing I have read all day
his NAME isnt ELF WARRIOR its ZELDA you FLUNKING FPUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
…actually its Link…so… yeah.
Can I kill you for calling Link Zelda
did you literally just ask if you could kill me. did you literally just. holy shit. how was that appropriate
guys c’mon dont fight over a picture of luigi
Saturday, August 3, 2013
Oh good, UPS hid my roommate’s package under the doormat so no one would see it.
what package?? all i see is a doormat?
Thursday, August 1, 2013
but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE
and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE
i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME
didn’t I MY DEAR
didn’t I my -